Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Jake. Walsh.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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