- Anti Joke

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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