- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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