- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

#Hanging Degus

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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