- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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