- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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