Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What's one plus one? two.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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