What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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