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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What page are you on The gay page.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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