A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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