A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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j.p. is dumb

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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You are joking right?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Wait! hundred billions!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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America

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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