- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

this is not a drill.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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