- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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