roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Apple hates Blackberry.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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