- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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