What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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