A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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