- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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