What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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