How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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