Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Women's rights.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Anti Joke

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