- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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