What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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