I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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