What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Penis

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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