- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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