- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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