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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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