- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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