- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Penis

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A pope meets another one

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Neil Lewis

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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