What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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