A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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i saw amango it splootered

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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