- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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