Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Skinny people fart less.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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