- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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