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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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