- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

how do you win a game try your best

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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