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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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