CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Yo Mama just died.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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