What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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