- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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