Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

George W. Bush

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Penis

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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