- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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