What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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woman's rights

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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