Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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