Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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