whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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