- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

knock knock Goodbye

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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