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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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