whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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