- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

I'm rick james bitch

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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