what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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PICKLES

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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