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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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