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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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