- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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