- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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