ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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