What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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