Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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