Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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