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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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