- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

my penis

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I don't get it

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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